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Depressing Endings Get Me Down

MayorBob.

Posted to Diary on Mon Jan 05, 2009 at 07:35:27 PM EST. RSS.

Anyone planning on seeing Marley & Me, beware.  It isn't a lighthearted romp with Owen Wilson, Jennifer Aniston and an adorable puppy.  Without barreling into the area of film spoilers, if you're looking to emerge from the theatre in a feel-good state of mind, this film isn't for you.  I pity the fool who took young kids to see the flick.  This experience got me thinking about depressing films (specifically with depressing endings) I have seen and what separates "good" depressing films from "bad" depressing films?

First of all, what's this business about them being good or bad?  I make that determination because there are films which are basically deceptive, like Marley, or hokey or cartoonish or just plain manipulative bunkum.  These I would dub the bad ones.  The good ones would combine an intelligent storyline, dramatic tension and good acting leading up to the depressing ending.  I'll give you my short list of the best depressing endings of all time:

  • Paths of Glory -- If you ever wish to give a young person a two hour quick study on the utter futility of war and the absolute emptiness of much of the typical emotional gush you get about the noble nature of warfare, this is the film to take him or her to.  Anyhow, the ending scene where the German maid sings a soulful, plaintive version of a German song in front of a bunch of combat-hardened French soldiers does it for me.

  • Breaker Morant -- Different war, a slightly different message about the futility of war.  "It's a different type of war" is one of the lines of the movie and they've undoubtedly been using that piece of wisdom since Thermopylae.  The ending will suck the soul out of you, but in a good way.

  • Chinatown -- It's noirish and Nicholson and Dunaway are at their best but, in the end, the monster wins and you're left feeling very empty.

  • The Godfather II -- Part II contains the absolute most depressing ending of the franchise.  Michael distanced himself from his own humanity, cast out his wife, turned into more of a monster than you could ever imagine ... and killed his own brother.  Sitting alone in a chair obviously wrestling with his demons is a fit depressing ending.

  • Million Dollar Baby -- The ending should have the viewer asking basic questions about the value of life and who should decide when to end it.  Whichever way you feel on the subject, the ending is a downer.

  • Requiem For A Dream -- Anti-drug movies done the right way IMHO.  Rub our faces and souls in it and don't allow anyone who matters in the movie emerge undamaged.

  • Se7en -- Fincher's darkest movie and one in which all the main characters get scarred.

  • Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb -- Sort of strange to have a comedy on a list of depressing endings, but it's a dark, dark comedy.  The prospect of mankind being continued from such breeding stock at the end is ineffably depressing.

  • Sophie's Choice -- Some choice indeed.  And one which would easily turn someone who made it into a suicide waiting to happen.

  • Dancer In The Dark -- Say what you will about Bjork, the ending of this flick had me in tears.

    There's my list for the top ten most "good" depressing endings of any films I've ever seen (and I already gave you an idea of what I considered to be bad).  I'm sure there will be other candidates you can come up with.  But, in the words of the immortal Dr. Sylvester Stone, "different strokes for different folks."

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    Cowboy Bebop: Spoilers galore

    Acefantastik.

    Tue Jan 06, 2009 at 04:11:47 AM EST

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    Cowboy Bebop is pretty much my favorite show of all time.  Its a 24 episode serial, and the theatrically released movie (which one can see without really knowing any backstory) is set between sessions 22 and 23.  Among other story arcs, one of the "main" themes throughout the series is a male protagonist seeking for the answer about his apparent betrayal by his lady love.  He finds out in the last 5 minutes of the last episode, and no one involved gets a happy ending.   It was all just a dream....

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    Re: Cowboy Bebop: Spoilers galore

    port1080.

    Tue Jan 06, 2009 at 10:01:11 AM EST

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    Agreed that Bebop is one of the best tv shows of all time, period.  It's frustrating to have it as your intro to anime, because nothing else really compares, so everything you watch after just leaves you thinking that it could be better...

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    Re: Depressing Endings Get Me Down

    delete me.

    Mon Jan 05, 2009 at 07:51:43 PM EST

    none

    Is that really a spoiler?

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    - derumi (del-me)
    "It is the farewell kiss, you dog!" - Muntadhar al-Zaidi

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    Re: Depressing Endings Get Me Down

    Steve Urkel.

    Mon Jan 05, 2009 at 10:12:07 PM EST

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    That ending was dark. [SPOILER ALERT] The bad guy kidnaps Marley, cooks him, then serves him as dinner to an unsuspecting Wilson and Aniston who proceed to eat him, and like it.

    I found the ending of this movie to be depressing.

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    Thank You, Steve.

    MayorBob.

    Mon Jan 05, 2009 at 11:01:26 PM EST

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    You saw the version specially edited for Korean audiences.

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    Steve Urkel.

    Tue Jan 06, 2009 at 03:46:22 PM EST

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    Ha ha! What's not funny is that the sucess of Marley means more of these sorts of things.

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    Re: Depressing Endings Get Me Down

    thefadd.

    Mon Jan 05, 2009 at 10:13:06 PM EST

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    I've seen several billboards with "The Dog Dies" scrawled across them. The one most similar (which I also never saw) would probably have to be that McCauley Caulken one where he gets killed by bees that everyone thought was all happy and shit based on the ad campaign.

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    Re: Depressing Endings Get Me Down

    delete me.

    Wed Jan 07, 2009 at 08:32:17 AM EST

    none

    What happened in the Culkin movie that made it an unhappy one?

    - derumi (del-me)
    "It is the farewell kiss, you dog!" - Muntadhar al-Zaidi

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    zyxwvutsr.

    Wed Jan 07, 2009 at 12:44:10 PM EST

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    Getting stung to death is worse than Belgians in the Congo.

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    Re: Depressing Endings Get Me Down

    Lou.

    Thu Jan 08, 2009 at 11:18:33 PM EST

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    Rainy days and Mondays do it for me.

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