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All Clucked Up

MayorBob.

Posted to Business on Fri Jun 19, 2009 at 01:09:12 PM EST (promoted by port1080). RSS.

The rollout of Kentucky Grilled Chicken by Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC) was going to be humongous!  They were going to give away chicken.  The chicken was going to be healthier than KFC's standard fare.  You could download coupons over the internet.  They had Oprah on their side.  But rather than reveling in their big success, the Colonel's people were wallowing in their complete failure.

As a promotional campaign, the closest disaster-wise that the free giveaway came to might be the "New Coke" fiasco of the 1980s.  While that cock up might rank among the greatest, KFC's recent stumble joins it in the Promotional Campaign Hall of Shame (if there were such a place).  KFC's idea was to launch its new grilled line of chicken in a big way.  They'd have a demo on the Oprah Winfrey Show.  They'd make give away free grilled chicken at their stores the very next day.  People would sample the new sandwiches.  People would be won over.  KFC would rack in the profits.  They wished.

About the only thing that worked was the demo on Oprah.  In retrospect, probably too well, as it stoked expectations too high.  The weak link in this promotional chain came when KFC had to honor the offer made.  Oops, not enough chicken and too many customers left a sour taste in the mouths of many who had waited in line to only receive a voucher redeemable for grilled chicken in the future.  Who willingly waits in line for hours for free chicken?  Well, as other gastro emporiums can attest, the word "free" can make some people lose their minds.

Then came more bad news for KFC.  It seems the secret ingredient in the company's grilled chicken was discovered - beef.  Oh noes, that was enough to give a chicken competitor a fowl edge to their advertising.  .As if the embarrassment of being tweaked by El Pollo Loco wasn't bad enough, there's a class action suit in the hopper over the matter.  The suit seeks unspecified damages for the entire class of people (that would be everyone) who were damaged by KFC's "bait and switch" tactics.

Tags: edited by Port1080, written by MayorBob, KFC, grilled chicken, failure, Oprah Winfrey, free food, New Coke, Edsel, lawsuit, bait and switch (all tags)

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Lou.

Fri Jun 19, 2009 at 01:22:04 PM EST

none

It reminded me of the kind of chicken you would in a school cafeteria.  Back to extra crispy next time.  I can decided between mash potatoes or potato wedges though.

Minty fresh

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Steve Urkel.

Fri Jun 19, 2009 at 03:00:57 PM EST

5.00 (astute, brilliant)

I'm with you. Grilling the chicken is contrary to KFC's raison d'etre, which is the exterior coating it puts on the chicken. In fact, they should go in the opposite direction, and start serving big buckets of fried batter.

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Lou.

Fri Jun 19, 2009 at 03:19:37 PM EST

5.00 (agreed)

Steve my friend...the is a historic meeting of the minds.  I am in 100% agreement with you.  There have been times I have wanted to order a box of Extra Crispy - hold the chicken.

Minty fresh

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HidingFromGoro.

Sun Jun 21, 2009 at 03:50:14 PM EST

none

Real talk Long John Silver's actually does this, at least in AZ.

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delete me.

Fri Jun 19, 2009 at 01:35:11 PM EST

none

It seems the secret ingredient in the company's grilled chicken was discovered - beef.

This is only scandalous if it's Chik-Fil-A. My marinade for poultry contains beef broth, after all.

- derumi (del-me)
"It is the farewell kiss, you dog!" - Muntadhar al-Zaidi

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skeptic.

Fri Jun 19, 2009 at 02:37:09 PM EST

5.00 (intriguing)

What if the unsuspecting KFC customer happened to be a Hindu who is religiously forbidden to eat beef?

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delete me.

Fri Jun 19, 2009 at 07:53:30 PM EST

none

That could very well be a serious problem. I suppose that's why it's good that KFC lists its ingredients on its website. They should probably have such a list available to pass out for those who ask, too. It will help people who have religious prohibitions or those like my sister who have allergies.

*I would kind of hope that since she has an allergy to chicken, she wouldn't need such a list from places like KFC, Popeye's, and El Pollo Lobo.*

**Keeping that typo. The heck with it.

- derumi (del-me)
"It is the farewell kiss, you dog!" - Muntadhar al-Zaidi

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Lou.

Fri Jun 19, 2009 at 08:23:46 PM EST

5.00 (cowed)

Your sister is allergic to beef?  That sounds like a lot of bull.

Minty fresh

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Thalia.

Fri Jun 19, 2009 at 03:18:08 PM EST

none

For the record, KFC Grilled Chicken is made of chicken, salt, sodium phosphate, MSG, maltodextrin, bleached wheat flour, partially hydrogenated soybean and cottonseed oil, spices, palm oil, natural flavor (?), garlic powder, Soy sauce, chicken fat, chicken broth, autolyzed yeast, beef powder, rendered beef fat, extractives of tumeric, dehydrated carrot, onion powder, calcium silicate, silicon dioxide.

I don't mind the beef powder really, but I'm not fond of MSG and maltodextrin, and I'm not sure if silicon dioxide  (sand) and calcium silicate (antacid) should be part of the meal.

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gerrymander.

Mon Jun 22, 2009 at 12:05:52 PM EST

4.00 (informative)

I'm not sure if silicon dioxide  (sand) and calcium silicate (antacid) should be part of the meal.

Silicon dioxide and calcium silicate are used as an anti-caking agents. Both are inert to digestion; so while they don't do a body good, neither do they do a body bad.

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Lou.

Fri Jun 19, 2009 at 03:22:54 PM EST

none

you may be thinking of calcium carbonate as the antacid.

Minty fresh

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Thalia.

Fri Jun 19, 2009 at 03:39:56 PM EST

none

Right you are.  Calcium silicate is silica (sand) reacted with calcium oxide.  So it doesn't even have the benefit of ensuring you don't get heartburn.

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delete me.

Fri Jun 19, 2009 at 07:55:18 PM EST

5.00 (funny)

Yes, but it'll help you digest the food that's in your ... Wait, we don't have crops.

- derumi (del-me)
"It is the farewell kiss, you dog!" - Muntadhar al-Zaidi

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delete me.

Fri Jun 19, 2009 at 07:54:11 PM EST

none

Man, why does autoformat have to play with asterisks like that? :(

- derumi (del-me)
"It is the farewell kiss, you dog!" - Muntadhar al-Zaidi

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I hate to be too contrary, but...

logan.

Sun Jun 21, 2009 at 03:42:23 PM EST

none

I welcome our new chicken overlords. I got a bucket of grilled last night and found it to be pretty good. See, I've been anti- on the Colonel (and his wee beady eyes) for several years now. I simply can't stomach KFC (regular or extra crispy). Their fried chicken is so greasy that if I eat more than two pieces I feel ill. With the new grilled chicken this isn't a problem.

Moreover, I don't see the problem with using beef flavoring. If you're a vegetarian you wouldn't be eating the chicken to begin with. If you're at all concerned with eating right you'd avoid fast food fried chicken at all costs.

Now, all that said, I still prefer Popeye's when I want to get my bird on and don't have the time to cook it myself or go to a sit-down restaurant.

Final summation: score one for the Colonel.

-=Logan
Research, facts, a Republican needs not these things.

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HidingFromGoro.

Mon Jun 22, 2009 at 01:53:51 AM EST

none

Junk food at Denny's: the one thing Americans will straight raise up and riot about.

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