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Don't cry for me, South Carolina

pO157.

Posted to Politics on Wed Jun 24, 2009 at 05:09:51 PM EST (promoted by port1080). RSS.

In breaking news Governor Mark Sanford (R-SC) announced he has been having a multi-month long affair with a woman in Argentina. He was mysteriously out of the state for several days earlier this week, a trip that had originally been announced as a post legislative session hike to clear his head.

Governor Sanford, once thought to be a prime choice for the 2012 presidential race, announced his impending resignation from the chair of the GOP Governors Association.

More information on this sordid Argentinian fucky-sucky love triangle business will be updated as it becomes available.

Tags: edited by Port1080, written by pO157, news, politics, Sanford, Argentina, South Carolina (all tags)

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Hilarity

port1080.

Wed Jun 24, 2009 at 05:18:25 PM EST

5.00 (astute, fucking, brilliant)

So, two face-palm comments on NRO's "The Corner" blog about the Sanford Scandal.  First, from Andrew Stuttaford:

Rich, you write that "if Republicans want a presidential candidate who lives clean and whose family hasn't been involved in tabloid scandals, it might soon be Mitt Romney by process of elimination."

Indeed it might, but how much better it would be if the private lives of politicians were seen as being none of our business -- and our private lives were seen as being none of theirs.


Okay, not that funny on the face of it, but after what they put Clinton through, how can any Republican ever say anything even remotely like that with a straight face?  Did Stattaford say a word in Clinton's defense when that whole thing was going down?  Did he say a word in defense of John Edwards, for that matter?  It's amazing how when it's someone on your side, their private life in none of my business, when when they're in the opposition, well, let's get it all out there.  It takes cojones the size of fucking world-championship pumpkins for anyone on the right to say anything remotely like that in defense of Sanford.

The one that really takes the cake, though, for complete lost-in-a-world-of-spin-delusion has to be this nugget from Mike Potemra:

This dramatic news conference was the first time I had ever watched him, and he came across as a very sincere, humble, and impressive person.  If you come across this well on the worst day of your life, you must be doing something right. Is his political career "over"? I frankly don't care about that. I'm just glad to have seen somebody standing up and doing the right thing, being honest about sin and responsibility.

Okay, the dude just got CAUGHT FLYING TO ANOTHER COUNTRY TO CHEAT ON HIS WIFE BY BANGING SOME HOT CHICK, and somehow his admitting this makes him look good to you?  And yet you can't stand the thought of gay marriage or single mothers?  What the fuck is wrong with you?  What the fuck is wrong with this country that people like you make up a substantial minority of the population?  What the fuck?  Fuck.

Ce n'est pas une pipe. C'est une signature.

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Relieved

Lou.

Wed Jun 24, 2009 at 05:29:51 PM EST

5.00 (vaginal, gendered, brilliant)

Actually, the GOP is thrilled that the last two sex scandals involved extramarital affairs with actual women.  This puts them in the win column by their lights.

Minty fresh

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Re: Hilarity

novy.

Wed Jun 24, 2009 at 07:52:57 PM EST

5.00 (astute)

Right-wing spinmeisters don't care what they sound like to you. They cheerlead for their party like they would cheerlead for their football team. Sportswriters for New York newspapers don't worry about sounding lost in space to fans in Boston if they talk about why their Yankees should be considered better than Boston's Red Sox or why their Jets or Giants should be considered better than Boston's Patriots, because their journalistic future doesn't depend on opinions of Boston fans.

You mean Republicans crucified Clinton for his adulterous sex life because they hoped to take political advantage but NRO's Stuttaford thinks crucifying Sanford should be off-limits to Democrats? Why does this surprise you? If he didn't show his blind support for Sanford, it might have cost Stuttaford his position as hack writer for one of America's most unapologetically right-wing magazines. Hypocrisy? So what? Why should he care what you think?

Limbaugh lamented on his program that Sanford could have been his party's JFK, if only he had gotten away with his affair. Mike Potemra obviously shares Limbaugh's hope that Sanford's political career hasn't ended. He tries his damnedest to turn lemons into lemonade, hoping he can convince his party's religious right not to abandon someone with potential to appeal beyond their limited base. Again, he wasn't talking to you, he was talking to right-leaning people who might still be convinced to let Sanford's adultery slide.

These sorts of people have proved that they will say absolutely anything to destroy their enemies and to protect their friends. They have no special attachment to truth, morality, consistency, or any other fixed value besides access to power. They get paid to make their team look as good as possible, no matter what their teammates do and no matter how divorced from reality their teammates seem to be. Why should they abandon their prejudices about sex (gay marriage, single mothers, abortion, or anything else) just because their leaders don't live in accordance with those prejudices?  

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Re: Hilarity

keta.

Wed Jun 24, 2009 at 08:17:46 PM EST

5.00 (astute)

Well said, and exactly why writers of this ilk (from both sides of the aisle) deserve nothing more than mockery and derision.

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Re: Hilarity

pO157.

Wed Jun 24, 2009 at 11:39:12 PM EST

5.00 (funny)

Okay, the dude just got CAUGHT FLYING TO ANOTHER COUNTRY TO CHEAT ON HIS WIFE BY BANGING SOME HOT CHICK, and somehow his admitting this makes him look good to you?  And yet you can't stand the thought of gay marriage or single mothers?  What the fuck is wrong with you?  What the fuck is wrong with this country that people like you make up a substantial minority of the population?  What the fuck?  Fuck.

Whoa, let's calm down and not jump to conclusions. How do we even know she's hot? Have there been any pictures?

♫You's a superstar boy, why you still up in the hood?♫

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Re: Hilarity

port1080.

Thu Jun 25, 2009 at 08:25:33 AM EST

5.00 (convincing)

Whoa, let's calm down and not jump to conclusions. How do we even know she's hot? Have there been any pictures?

Well, his wife is pretty hot, so I just assumed that the Argentinian must be hotter.  Generally you don't downgrade when doing these things.

Ce n'est pas une pipe. C'est une signature.

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Re: Hilarity

novy.

Thu Jun 25, 2009 at 12:57:28 PM EST

5.00 (succinct)

"Generally you don't downgrade when doing these things."

I wouldn't be so sure. Perhaps you have heard this old chestnut: "If you have steak every night, eventually you develop cravings for hamburger." You should also consider that he fell for Ms. Argentina over time on-line. He may never have seen her as her feelings developed.

I figure something quite different happened. When women have had multiple children by one man, they often lose sexual interest in him. Mrs. Sanford had four kids by her Governor husband and I would guess she hasn't been enthusiastic about having sex with him in years. What do men do when their wives lose interest? Eliot Spitzer provides one answer, namely they start paying for sex. Bill Clinton provides another answer, namely they jump anyone who seems interesting, regardless of appearance, never getting too close to anyone so as not to threaten their marriage. Mark Sanford provides yet another answer, namely they drift into new relationships, whether they initially intend to or not. Newt Gingrich provides still another answer, namely they dump their old spouse and marry someone else (a/k/a serial monogamy).

Only one style of answer works for Good Christians, though, even if that answer means that most Christian men eventually turn into hypocrites, namely try to get that magic back with your one and only. However, counseling seldom reanimates romance, praying rekindles things even more rarely, and hyper-romantic behavior might work once or twice but over time loses its power. What then? Back to my last paragraph.      

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Re: Hilarity

stevetherobot.

Wed Jun 24, 2009 at 05:40:04 PM EST

none

While Sanford voted to impeach Clinton for lying under oath, he didn't IMO come across as overly harsh.

"You've got your clear attack dogs. They love it, they don't mind living in glass houses and throwing rocks," said Mark Sanford, a South Carolina Republican. "But most of us feel uncomfortable in the role of judge. It isn't exactly why we came to Congress. We're off center and edgy."
...
As he told the Boston Globe in 1998:

"In politics you can get away with anything as long as it's what's expected," says Representative Mark Sanford, a Republican from South Carolina. "If people expect you to be a rascal, you can be a rascal. That he is a rascal has been discounted. But he is also an engaging personality - and things can't get better than this in the economy."
http://gawker.com/5302235/mark-sanford-on-cheaters-past-he-lied-under-a-different-oath--the-oath-to- his-wife

And earlier this month he said:

It was blown into a huge constitutional issue which if a president's lying, it's a big deal. It is a constitutional issue. But it missed the larger point of human nature. You ask any guy, particularly one in office, you've been screwing around on your wife -- maybe there's 1 percent or maybe there's 2 percent or maybe there's 5 percent. But 95 percent of the time, whoever it is, is gonna say 'no.' And so, I think the public said no matter what Clinton did, whether he did or he didn't do whatever it was that happened with Monica Lewinsky, is that guy gonna stand up and admit it. They said no, he's not.  
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/06/24/transcript-excerpts-june-sanford-interview-recalling-pres ident-clintons/

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Re: Hilarity

port1080.

Wed Jun 24, 2009 at 05:50:57 PM EST

none

While Sanford voted to impeach Clinton for lying under oath, he didn't IMO come across as overly harsh.

What Sanford did or didn't do isn't relevant - the point is that the Republican establishment, for the most part, was at Clinton's throat for what he did, and were/are at John Edward's throat.  Now, both of them deserved criticism, but to then turn around and say that Sanford doesn't deserve to be hounded to death in the same way those folks were, well, that's rank hypocrisy on their part.  

Ce n'est pas une pipe. C'est une signature.

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Re: Hilarity

gerrymander.

Wed Jun 24, 2009 at 06:08:28 PM EST

none

to then turn around and say that Sanford doesn't deserve to be hounded to death in the same way those folks were, well, that's rank hypocrisy on their part.

Clinton and Edwards were hounded to death, in no small part, because of the cover-ups, not the affairs. As for as I'm concerned, that's true here, too. If you're the sitting governor, you don't get to vanish for a long weekend, leaving your staff to concoct excuses.

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Re: Hilarity

novy.

Thu Jun 25, 2009 at 01:08:09 PM EST

none

Cover-ups? That probably explains why Senator Ensign's approval ratings have dived into oblivion.

Every adulterous affair by any politician gets covered up. Voters don't like adulterous affairs. Nixon didn't cover-up any affairs, he covered up things like break-ins. In that case, his cover-up may truly have sunk him. That sort of thinking doesn't apply here.

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Re: Hilloary

zyxwvutsr.

Wed Jun 24, 2009 at 09:47:32 PM EST

none

...the Republican establishment, for the most part, was at Clinton's throat for what he did...
What is it that you think Clinton did?

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Re: Conservative Spin

novy.

Wed Jun 24, 2009 at 10:46:14 PM EST

5.00 (astute, accurate, pointed)

I think Clinton was deemed to have lied under oath for denying he had sex with someone who gave him head. Clinton intended to deceive his interrogators about his relationship with Ms. Lewinsky, but his literal words were arguably accurate. Prior to Republicans' settling for this relatively minor offence as their basis for impeaching Mr. Clinton, they were ready to accuse him of crimes ranging from murder to drug trafficking, rape, and various forms of financial manipulation, none of which could be proved.

Clinton's successor, Mr. Bush, ordered torture of captives in Afghanistan and Iraq. This crime was more serious, in every moral and legal sense, than Mr. Clinton's crime, yet no action was ever taken against him. In all likelihood, none ever will be.

Yet, for someone who likes to deny being "conservative", you can be expected to spin Clinton's "crime" as worthy of impeachment even as you spin Bush's crime as non-criminal altogether. Even when you get referred to U.S. Criminal Code sections, you choose to see no evil in Bush even as you presume evil in Bill and Hillary Clinton.

Your answers to people on this forum and on Plastic routinely rely on linguistic equivalents of what Mr. Clinton was accused of doing. If we could only read your mind, we'd know what your words really meant, but you always remain on guard to ensure that your thoughts remain opaque, and that your words' intent remains deniable. Under such circumstances, maybe you should be more merciful in your consideration of Mr. Clinton and his acts, but that would require levels of self-awareness that you remain unwilling to contemplate.

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Re: Conservative Spin

zyxwvutsr.

Thu Jun 25, 2009 at 12:35:53 PM EST

1.00

Prior to Republicans' settling for this relatively minor offence as their basis for impeaching Mr. Clinton, they were ready to accuse him of crimes ranging from murder to drug trafficking, rape, and various forms of financial manipulation
That's fascinating. Do you have more information? Because I never heard of that.

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Re: Conservative Spin

skeptic.

Thu Jun 25, 2009 at 12:55:13 PM EST

none

Oh yes, therre are many interesting accusations against Bill Clinton.  The death of Clinton's lawyer, Vince Foster, happened under suspicious circumstances, and some believe that Clinton ordered his death.  There is also a whole book about how terrible Clinton is, written by Christopher Hitchens, entitled "No One Left To Lie To".    

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Re: Conservative Spin

novy.

Thu Jun 25, 2009 at 01:02:11 PM EST

none

Oh, please, you can google Vince Foster, Mena Airport, Juanita Broaddrick, and Whitewater as easily as I can.

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Re: Conservative Spin

zyxwvutsr.

Thu Jun 25, 2009 at 01:53:48 PM EST

1.00 (obtuse)

you can google Vince Foster, Mena Airport, Juanita Broaddrick, and Whitewater
That's fascinating. Were Vince Foster and Juanita Broderick among the people who introduced articles of impeachment?

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Re: Hilloary

port1080.

Wed Jun 24, 2009 at 09:54:17 PM EST

none

What do you think I think he did?

Ce n'est pas une pipe. C'est une signature.

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Re: Hilloary

zyxwvutsr.

Wed Jun 24, 2009 at 09:59:35 PM EST

none

I presume you think it was because he had an affair. Otherwise, why compare it to the situation at hand?

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Re: Hilloary

port1080.

Wed Jun 24, 2009 at 10:40:03 PM EST

none

I presume you think it was because he had an affair. Otherwise, why compare it to the situation at hand?

He didn't have an affair, but he did cheat on his wife (by most definitions, anyway - I know if I had an intern give me a blowjob, my wife would consider it cheating...).  He also attempted to cover it up.  While perhaps not quite to the same level as what Sanford did, it was bad enough that it certainly warranted some criticism.  Impeachment, no, but definitely worth of criticism.

Ce n'est pas une pipe. C'est une signature.

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Re: Hilloary

zyxwvutsr.

Thu Jun 25, 2009 at 12:38:52 PM EST

none

He didn't have an affair, but he did cheat on his wife
How do you draw that distinction?

He also attempted to cover it up.  While perhaps not quite to the same level as what Sanford did...
Sanford tried to get people to lie under oath in a legal proceeding? Gosh!

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Re: Hill'ry

skeptic.

Thu Jun 25, 2009 at 12:57:55 PM EST

none

The difference between cheating and having an affair is that an affair means that there is an ongoing relationship; cheating can just be an isolated incident.  Exactly how much of a relationship Clinton had with Lewinsky is a matter of speculation, but it does not appear to have been an actual affair.  The only person who knew for sure was Vince Foster, who is strangely no longer available for interviews.

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Re: Hilloary

port1080.

Thu Jun 25, 2009 at 01:29:42 PM EST

none

Sanford tried to get people to lie under oath in a legal proceeding? Gosh!

No, he did something arguably worse - disappeared from the country without notifying his staff where he was going.  If something had happened that required his executive leadership, he would have been derelict in his responsibilities.  Now, as for Clinton, I make no apologies for what he did in terms of trying to cover up his cheating (as for the distinction between an affair and cheating, I agree with what skeptic said - for another example, having sex with a prostitute would be cheating, but I would hardly consider it to be an affair, and considering the relatively limited relationship Clinton seems to have had with Lewinsky, I would call that cheating, but not an affair).  I think asking people to perjure themselves definitely opened him to censure.  I don't think it was impeachment-worthy, however.  Impeachment should be reserved for serious dereliction of duty or crimes against the state, and I really don't think what Clinton did came anywhere close to either of those standards.  And to deflect your criticism - I'm consistent about this.  I don't think anything Bush or Cheney ever did rose to impeachment level either.  It would take some serious badness for me to think impeachment was justified (murder, massive fraud, selling secrets to the enemy, something along those lines).

Ce n'est pas une pipe. C'est une signature.

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Re: Hilloary

Steve Urkel.

Thu Jun 25, 2009 at 02:30:54 PM EST

none

South Carolina doesn't need constant oversight, and it's not as if governors lead states anyway. We should encourage politicians to stay away, they do less harm that way.

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Re: Hoarybill

zyxwvutsr.

Thu Jun 25, 2009 at 08:39:40 PM EST

none

...considering the relatively limited relationship Clinton seems to have had with Lewinsky, I would call that cheating, but not an affair
You're calling Ms. Lewinsky a liar?

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Re: Hilarity

Steve Urkel.

Thu Jun 25, 2009 at 02:20:49 PM EST

none

When it was going on National Review actually took a restrained approach to the Clinton imbroglio. At the time it was edited by John O'Sullivan, not some Republican party hack.

"after what they put Clinton through"

Clinton signed the law that required him to testify about his sexual habits in the Paula Jones harassment case, then he chose to perjure himself. It's funny how none of his defenders have made any effort to change that law.

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Meanwhile at Fox Headquarters

Lou.

Wed Jun 24, 2009 at 05:23:12 PM EST

5.00 (informative)

Oh my.  Lolz...you wish he was a democrat.

Minty fresh

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You know it's just a matter of time ...

MayorBob.

Wed Jun 24, 2009 at 11:49:16 PM EST

none

... before Limbaugh and Hannity use enough twisted logic on this one to surmise that the Argentine babe is in reality a Democratic Party operative.

Tending to final details.

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Re: You know it's just a matter of time ...

pO157.

Fri Jun 26, 2009 at 03:30:47 PM EST

5.00 (inconceivable)

Yeah, Limbaugh chimed in. He's officially jumped the shark. For at least the 47th time, but whatever.

♫You's a superstar boy, why you still up in the hood?♫

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Re: You know it's just a matter of time ...

novy.

Thu Jun 25, 2009 at 01:14:40 PM EST

none

Phil Bronstein did it for them.

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Bingo!

keta.

Thu Jun 25, 2009 at 03:48:19 PM EST

none

Head clown comes through.

I'd like to personally thank the GOP and all its clowns for the circus that never ends.

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His Brain Is An Amazing Augur

MayorBob.

Thu Jun 25, 2009 at 04:05:34 PM EST

none

Just like those commercials Billy Mays has been showing up on promoting his truly amazing garden augur, so does Limbaugh's brain allow him to twist ever so tortuously into any issue that arises and find the Democrat's at fault:

  1.  The North Koreans have nukes and they're unbalanced -- it's Obama's fault.

  2.  The Iranians are rioting over their stolen election and the government is bringing the shit hammer down -- it's Obama's fault.

  3.  The Metro train disaster -- it's Obama's fault.

  4.  Jon and Kate are divorcing -- it's Obama's fault.

  5.  T.O. and his model teammate can't get along -- oh wait, that's Donovan McNabb's fault.

Tending to final details.

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Re: Don't cry for me, South Carolina

tomc.

Wed Jun 24, 2009 at 05:21:31 PM EST

1.00 (pointless)

Don't cry for me.

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Mansard Fork

Steve Urkel.

Wed Jun 24, 2009 at 05:51:46 PM EST

none

Sanford advocated limited government and fiscal restraint, and, admirably, he lived up to those principles. He fixed SC's budget mess, he refused to take wasteful "stimulus" money, and he opposed the big bailouts. Once, for the fun of it, he dug a huge pit that a little black girl fell in. He was modest and intelligent, overal an interesting, somewhat odd, guy. It's unfortunate he got juango de tangoed Argentina style, Sanford is the sort of politician America needs.

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Re: Mansard Fork

Lou.

Wed Jun 24, 2009 at 06:07:17 PM EST

none

he dug a huge pit that a little black girl fell in

You made that up.

Minty fresh

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Re: Mansard Fork

Steve Urkel.

Wed Jun 24, 2009 at 06:12:15 PM EST

5.00 (informative)

From the link to Amcon above [emphasis added]: "During Sanford's first gubernatorial campaign in 2002, an 8-year-old African-American girl wandered onto a Sanford family property on Lady's Island and drowned. A source close to the governor said she fell into a "retaining pond." Her family's lawyer, Manning Smith, called it a "pit." Other sources claim that Sanford, who owned a hydraulic excavator at the time, digs holes on his property to unwind."

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Re: Mansard Fork

zyxwvutsr.

Wed Jun 24, 2009 at 09:51:09 PM EST

5.00 (weak)

Hard to imagine one of the little girly-men who run the Democratic Party not being afraid of a hydraulic excavator, let alone comfortable enough with on to use it to relax.

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Re: Mansard Fork

novy.

Thu Jun 25, 2009 at 01:20:54 PM EST

none

Hard to imagine one of the girly-men who run the Democratic Party reveling in stories about killing some black girl. Hard to imagine you saying anything critical about someone taking evident pleasure in some little black girl's death, even as you endlessly trash Democrats and liberals.

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Re: Mansard Fork

zyxwvutsr.

Thu Jun 25, 2009 at 01:56:43 PM EST

none

Hard to imagine you saying anything critical about someone taking evident pleasure in some little black girl's death...
Really? Point me to someone doing that and let's see if I'm critical or not.

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Re: Mansard Fork

novy.

Fri Jun 26, 2009 at 09:59:34 AM EST

none

Deliberately obtuse much? Look at 7 et seq., that subthread which you happen to have been posting in.

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Re: Mansard Fork

zyxwvutsr.

Fri Jun 26, 2009 at 10:02:38 AM EST

none

What's the racist content of comment #7?

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Re: Mansard Fork

novy.

Fri Jun 26, 2009 at 10:08:20 AM EST

none

Look at his follow-ups in 48, 49, et seq. Then look at Logan's defence and subsequent retraction. Then ask if that black girl brought Articles of Impeachment against Bill Clinton, or something similarly witty.

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Re: Mansard Fork

zyxwvutsr.

Fri Jun 26, 2009 at 10:18:00 AM EST

5.00 (funny)

Are you admitting, then, that there is no racist content in comment #7?

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Re: Mansard Fork

novy.

Fri Jun 26, 2009 at 10:23:38 AM EST

none

Laughing at some black girl's death, as Alf subsequently admitted he was doing, strikes me as ugly racialism.

BTW, 7 et seq. =/ 7, but when you don't want to understand something, no one on Earth can make you. Good thing everything you believe becomes true, by self-definition.

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Re: Mansard Fork

zyxwvutsr.

Fri Jun 26, 2009 at 10:40:56 AM EST

none

You wanted me, in comment #47, to express outrage at the content of comments # 48 & 49?

Come on, Novy, surely even you can understand that 47 comes before 48.

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Re: Mansard Fork

novy.

Fri Jun 26, 2009 at 12:04:02 PM EST

none

Come on, Zyx, surely even you can understand that Alf made himself clear in Post 7, that later posts merely confirmed what would have been plain to you to begin with if you weren't spinning. Still, now that you've read 48 and 49, you prove my original assertion by your continued silence.

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Re: Mansard Fork

zyxwvutsr.

Fri Jun 26, 2009 at 12:23:00 PM EST

none

You still think it's hard to imagine me being critical of comments #48 and 49?

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Re: Mansard Fork

novy.

Fri Jun 26, 2009 at 12:48:05 PM EST

5.00

Have you been critical? I hadn't noticed.

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Re: Mansard Fork

zyxwvutsr.

Fri Jun 26, 2009 at 08:09:37 PM EST

4.00 (clever)

You wished harm on his children and you want me to be critical of him?

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Re: Mansard Fork

novy.

Sun Jun 28, 2009 at 03:15:01 PM EST

none

What made your response both so clever and disingenuous was that, in your immediate search to rationalise what your friend/alterego had said (as if it was racially uncharged or neutral), you got to spit on me personally while retaining plausible deniability about your underlying intention to be insulting when you casually accused me of wanting Alf or anyone else to get hurt out in meatspace, you chose to ignore that Alf has never presented himself as actually having any children that anyone could wish harm to, you equated opining that certain actions incur bad karma with "wish[ing] harm on his children" as if I or anyone else wants to cast some spell on you or curse you/Alf whether they agree with you or not, and finally you avoided acknowledging that you and Alf really do see eye-to-eye even on matters like humourousness of accidental deaths of innocent black girls.

Spin me away Mr. Smoothie, as always, but your non-responses to one post after another tell me something very different from what you try to imply with your Clinton-language.

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Re: Mansard Fork

Steve Urkel.

Thu Jun 25, 2009 at 02:10:35 PM EST

none

Spare us your moralizing. If Sanford ran president the Democratic party planned to exploit that girl's death by suggesting he intentionally built a coon trap.

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Re: Mansard Fork

novy.

Fri Jun 26, 2009 at 10:02:41 AM EST

none

"Coon trap"? Hysterical. No one here had ever heard of that incident before you rammed it home multiple times. Did those evil Democrats use this against Sanford when he ran for Governor? They must not have used it very well.

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Re: Mansard Fork

keta.

Wed Jun 24, 2009 at 07:04:49 PM EST

4.00 (funny, funny)

Now he drills holes in foreign women to unwind.

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Re: Mansard Fork

Lou.

Wed Jun 24, 2009 at 06:19:15 PM EST

none

digs holes on his property to unwind.

Oh yeah...this is more of what this country needs.  Although, I have to say that I wish Dubya had pursued this pastime.  Better holes in your yard then holes in the Middle East.

Minty fresh

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Re: Mansard Fork

novy.

Wed Jun 24, 2009 at 07:14:35 PM EST

none

Celebrating death of children because they happen to be black should be beneath you. Your racialism often strikes me as funny, but this goes one ugly step too far.

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Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.

Steve Urkel.

Thu Jun 25, 2009 at 02:16:20 PM EST

none

I'm not celebrating it, I'm laughing at it. It's not like there's a shortage of black girls. If a white girl had fallen in the pit I would have laughed at that too, though not as much.

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Re: Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.

Lou.

Thu Jun 25, 2009 at 02:27:39 PM EST

none

FYI - Yer a sick fucker.

Minty fresh

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Re: Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.

novy.

Fri Jun 26, 2009 at 10:04:54 AM EST

none

I hope you don't have children. Karma can be even harder than comedy.

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Mark the Date: I'm siding with Steve Urkel

logan.

Thu Jun 25, 2009 at 03:31:13 PM EST

none

I don't see any racism in Urkel's jest. As tragic as the death of any child is, a politician who digs holes to relax is just plain funny. It's a tragedy that a child died, but the race of the child is irrelevant to the incident. A politician liked to relax by digging holes. That's hilarious. On the bizarre hobby scale hole-digging beats the hell out of egg collecting, trainspotting, Scottish highland dancing or even football. It's just plain funny. I've got to wonder how many more hole-diggers are out there. Do they have conventions? Meet-ups? Do they get together for an old fashioned hole diggin? By Gar, it's been a while. Seriously, I can totally picture a Monty Python sketch about hole-digging as a hobby for the upper-class. John Cleese would be seen using a hydraulic digger in a three-piece suit and a derby, Eric Idle would do the interview, we'd see three High Court Judges in full regalia shoveling away in some pasture, then it would segue into a Terry Gilliam animation.

In closing, I'd like to quote Mel Brooks:

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die."

-=Logan
Research, facts, a Republican needs not these things.

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Re: Mark the Date: I'm siding with Steve Urkel

Lou.

Thu Jun 25, 2009 at 03:45:37 PM EST

none

but the race of the child is irrelevant to the incident.

Not to Urk it isn't.

It's not like there's a shortage of black girls. If a white girl had fallen in the pit I would have laughed at that too, though not as much. - S. Urkel, Racist Emeritus

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Never Mind

logan.

Thu Jun 25, 2009 at 08:20:35 PM EST

none

Yee-ouch. I didn't see that. You're on your own, Urk.

-=Logan
Research, facts, a Republican needs not these things.

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Re: Mark the Date: I'm siding with Steve Urkel

Steve Urkel.

Thu Jun 25, 2009 at 04:06:34 PM EST

none

The time involved in running for president (let alone if he were elected) would put a severe cramp in his excavatoring. I think his love of it caused him to subconciously sabotage himself.

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Re: Mark the Date: I'm siding with Steve Urkel

MC Nally.

Fri Jun 26, 2009 at 04:49:59 AM EST

5.00 (grateful)

I think his love of it caused him to subconciously sabotage himself.
I admire your restraint in not resorting to cliches about having "dug his own hole."

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Re: Mark the Date: I'm siding with Steve Urkel

Steve Urkel.

Fri Jun 26, 2009 at 01:32:46 PM EST

none

That's a good one.

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Digging deeper

Steve Urkel.

Wed Jun 24, 2009 at 06:18:10 PM EST

none

One of Sanford's emails to his Argentinian mistress Maria [emphasis added]:

"Got back an hour ago to civilization and am now in Columbia after what was for me a glorious break from reality down at the farm. No phones ringing and tangible evidence of a day's labors. Though I have started every day by 6 this morning woke at 4:30, I guess since my body knew it was the last day, and I went out and ran the excavator with lights until the sun came up. To me, and I suspect no one else on earth, there is something wonderful about listening to country music playing in the cab, air conditioner running, the hum of a huge diesel engine in the back ground, the tranquillity that comes with being in a virtual wilderness of trees and marsh, the day breaking and vibrant pink coming alive in the morning clouds - and getting to build something with each scoop of dirt."

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The thoughts of a mistress.

Lou.

Wed Jun 24, 2009 at 06:23:14 PM EST

5.00 (funny)

"Better punching holes in his yard then in me.  Christ, I'm sore.  That man has all of the finesse of a jackhammer"

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schadenfreude for the GOP

wetkarma.

Wed Jun 24, 2009 at 07:21:54 PM EST

none

Oddly, I have sympathy for Gov. Sanford while nonethless feeling schadenfreude for the GOP.

After the Clinton impeachment, every single GOP sex scandal comes with some irony -- especially among those GOPers who were participants in prosecuting Clinton. Still - I am not one to get into the clearly personal affairs of other; I think it was pretty irresponsible for him to leave the state with no one knowing where he was, but don't really care about him having an affair.

Clearly from the way it played out with his wife's comments --she knew what was going on. I'm always somehow more disappointed with the spouse that stays in the relationship knowing they are being cheated on (like H. Clinton and Edwards wife) than with the cheater.

Perhaps these events will one day have us take a more european attitude that people's love affairs are generally none of the public's business. Then again..you run on a platform of 'christian morality'....you perhaps should reap that whirlwind or as Sanford says in his emails 'world wind'.

"The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money."

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Re: schadenfreude for the GOP

stevetherobot.

Thu Jun 25, 2009 at 09:43:35 AM EST

3.00 (informative)

Clearly from the way it played out with his wife's comments --she knew what was going on. I'm always somehow more disappointed with the spouse that stays in the relationship knowing they are being cheated on (like H. Clinton and Edwards wife) than with the cheater.

She kicked him out two weeks ago.  

The wife of South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford said Wednesday in a statement that she continues to love her husband, but that she asked him to leave their home two weeks ago because "I felt it was important to look my sons in the eyes and maintain my dignity, self-respect and my basic sense of right and wrong."
http://www.mcclatchydc.com/251/story/70632.html?

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Sympathy For The Governor?

logan.

Tue Jun 30, 2009 at 09:44:17 PM EST

none

Meta: I'm restraining myself from making a Rolling Stones joke here.

I would be fine with the attitude that politicians' extra-marital activities are private matters to be dealt with by their family as long as that's a two-way street. If the GOP are going to pander to the religious right by waving the Bible around at every possible opportunity then they need to walk the walk. If marital infidelity is indeed a sin and we need to trust our leaders to hew to their faith then infidelity should trigger immediate condemnation and expulsion from the party. We have the budget version of this now, in that Newt Gingrich was forced to step down when it was revealed that he was engaging in the exact same behavior that he condemned Bill Clinton for. Newt is making a bit of a comeback of late, and the new rule for the GOP is "do whatever you like until you get caught, then blame the media and the Democrats, claim that you've seen the error of your ways, say that Bill Clinton did the same thing and there's a double-standard and hope no one can find any record of you condemning Clinton".

The fact is, however, that the GOP and their talking heads don't walk the walk. Gov. Sanford isn't stepping down and the party isn't exerting any public pressure on him to do so. Instead, they're trying to shift the blame to the Democratic party. Rush Limbaugh has claims that Gov. Sanford cheats on his wife because the Democrats are in power and specifically because he couldn't prevent South Carolina from receiving money from the latest stimulus package. Yes, really.

They can't have it both ways. If you want to claim that politicians should be held to a high moral standard and you claim your religion is a qualification for office then you have to step down when you're caught violating your stated beliefs. Considering that the GOP has completely run out of ideas and that everything they've done for the past decade has been a colossal disaster you'd think that they'd be bending over backwards to try to appear ethical. But that would mean they had ethics to begin with so never mind.

-=Logan
Research, facts, a Republican needs not these things.

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Re: Don't cry for me, South Carolina

pO157.

Wed Jun 24, 2009 at 11:43:32 PM EST

none

Let's hope no matter what happens that this doesn't fuck up South Carolina as badly as the Empire State took it up the butt with Elliot "Sock Boy" Spitzer. Now due to the fallout, years later, we have a deadlock in the Senate that cannot be broken and a frozen state government where nobody actually knows who is where in the line of succession or in charge of what. I don't know how things can get worse.

♫You's a superstar boy, why you still up in the hood?♫

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Always look on the bright side

Lou.

Thu Jun 25, 2009 at 07:58:38 AM EST

5.00 (hellish)

I don't know how things can get worse.

Zombie ferrets could scamper out of a hell mouth, ravage our daughters, run up our credit cards, and put too much salt on our food.

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Re: Always look on the bright side

pO157.

Thu Jun 25, 2009 at 01:31:53 PM EST

none

A zombie uprising? Really, Lou? Please don't joke about that. I doubt my property values can take another hit, what with four people shot in broad daylight this month within a 3 block radius of my home. I mean, history shows us that all great plagues tend to massively drive up labor costs and sink real estate prices by at least 25 to 50%. That could put me underwater fast.

Unless of course the zombie uprising starts in the mortgage offices and lien office places first. Then as long as my note is destroyed they can do whatever they want. Except eat my brains. That one is a deal breaker.

♫You's a superstar boy, why you still up in the hood?♫

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Yeah, zombies can be a problem

Lou.

Thu Jun 25, 2009 at 01:48:26 PM EST

none

All they want to do is eat your brains.

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Here's How.

MayorBob.

Thu Jun 25, 2009 at 08:20:07 AM EST

5.00 (heartbroken)

"I don't know how things can get worse."

A heartstruck nation must now learn how to cope with the break up of Jon and Kate.

Tending to final details.

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Re: Here's How.

Lou.

Thu Jun 25, 2009 at 08:41:34 AM EST

5.00 (lucky)

Who are Jon and Kate?

Minty fresh

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WARNING!!!

MayorBob.

Thu Jun 25, 2009 at 09:37:47 AM EST

none

Do not read the link unless you really want to know about the sorrowful plight which has befallen two of America's reality show idiots.  Rest easy Sweet Lou, being able to avoid the information contained herein will allow you to be among the very few able to weather this storm.

Tending to final details.

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Re: WARNING!!!

pO157.

Fri Jun 26, 2009 at 03:21:25 PM EST

none

With all the shenanigans that have gone down as a result of fertility treatments I think I'd rather spend my life as a childless couple rather than ask my spouse to go on them. I mean really, 8 kids?

The Ocho is for ESPN, not a proper number of dependents.

♫You's a superstar boy, why you still up in the hood?♫

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Sanford to Pay.... HR Back

pO157.

Fri Jun 26, 2009 at 03:28:27 PM EST

none

Sanford will repay expenses for a leg of a trip to Argentina last year where he met his hookup buddy.

Now, as somebody who has been put through the wringer by jackasses in payroll, accounting and HR several times over bullshit I have to wonder: Is this really necessary? Shouldn't the state have a policy as to what hours are his and what hours are on the clock? I mean, when I travel the rule is lunch is on my own and work won't pay for it because they say you are normally responsible for your own lunch at work. So what if he banged her during lunch hours and after 5pm local time? It's not like he has anything left to lose, he should at least call HR on this one. Or something.

♫You's a superstar boy, why you still up in the hood?♫

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Head shakers and code breakers

Lou.

Tue Jun 30, 2009 at 06:51:06 PM EST

none

"trying to fall back in love with my wife"

And they say Romance is dead...maybe it's just walking with a limp?

"soul mate"

What?

"She has told The Associated Press that he asked her several times to visit the mistress and she refused"

Could a threesome have saved this marriage?

"I have crossed the line with several women"

What in the name of all that's holy does this mean?

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Re: when she's sitting on your face

zyxwvutsr.

Tue Jun 30, 2009 at 10:02:46 PM EST

none

And they say Romance is dead...maybe it's just walking with a pimp?
I could have sworn I heard her saying, "Good girls don't."

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